Jumpgate Evolution

Since expanding and merging of three squads over the last 5 years Red Dwarfers will be returning to Jumpgate as DND . The corporate offices of RD are being swept clean and the empty beer cans left by Starbug in my office will be recycled and made into a a statue to grace the foyer after the refit.

What this statue will be is to be established over a beer and curry session by the DND command staff. Popular at the moment is a recreation of Flossy the sheep or maybe a lifelike image of Acidguru or DP Raiderr in a tu tu.

The fleet of tows shipping the goods needed for the effective , manipulation, erm, facilitation of the economy shall be seen again piloted by the expert skills of the DND lost and found department. Fueled by beer and vindaloo our team of dedicated factional , manipulators, erm , helpers, yes helpers thats it, shall be helping themselves, others , others yes indeed , to keep the economy flourishing.

Our team of Flux bashers will be drunk and lost as usual and Starbug will be trying out the new MODX "JG TOM TOM" Nav unit. We are of course hopeing Starbug loads the TRI map and actually puts it in the right way up.

Our PVP team will be dead as usual but shall return after a fight to congratulate our opponents whilst distracting them by throwing small hamsters at them.No change there then.

We look forward to returning to the universe and should anyone have any information on our jumpdrive please leave a note with the cleaner in the office and we shall sober up and follow any leads .

Cheers , long live Flossy .

Druid DND squad diplomacy officer.

PS I have just found 5000 flashfires and 7000 morning stars in our store tows so we shall be having a boot sale in the near future.

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You lot!! You leave me to clean up the whole bloody ship (the Red Dwarf is massive) for years and then just drop back here without so much as a by your leave! Well, you may find the fridge (sorry warehouse) slightly more empty than you left it but its hard work scouring the galaxy for long lost squad mates!



Smeg

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Space Corp Directive 351892: Terraformers are expressly forbidden to re-create Swindon.
Liet: Oh no! We must hide our sense of humor in order not to confuse stupid people!
netburnr: And people complaining because others have "better Joysticks", I laugh at you.
Herman. "I like to use this example, you go to a bar and do the same thing , you drink alcohol but just in a different setting. The surroundings are different and people are different . So in effect you are grinding alcohol"

I wondered why that note was on my desk

"Thanks for all the beer and leaving no forwarding address you SMMMEEEG HEEEEEAAAADDDS!"

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-sighs- I really can’t remember whether QS loved you folks, hated you folks or just occasionally ranted to you about the righteous might of Hamalzah but, damn, it’s good to see you back

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Jumpgate Evolution Emissary – drop me a PM if you have any queries!

Developer – Jumpgate Community – IRC: Stratics – #JGE-Dev, QuakeNet – #jumpgatecommunity

Give us back our Hyperdrive !

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Fly, Fight and Die with Honour
www.FatalShadows.de

Its ours and you know it is.. anyway erm we lost it again.

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Erm Dru, we may not have you know, quite a bits been happening since you all "went on extended leave".

Smeg

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Space Corp Directive 351892: Terraformers are expressly forbidden to re-create Swindon.
Liet: Oh no! We must hide our sense of humor in order not to confuse stupid people!
netburnr: And people complaining because others have "better Joysticks", I laugh at you.
Herman. "I like to use this example, you go to a bar and do the same thing , you drink alcohol but just in a different setting. The surroundings are different and people are different . So in effect you are grinding alcohol"

Oo ………………

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Well you did ask me to clear out all the cans from the cockpits and take them to be recycled, it wasnt my fault.

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DND Chief Alcohol Grinder

Wow! I remember you guys from the good ol days. Come launch I’ll be dusting down my best curry covered flight suit, and scrawling my application to DND on the back of a napkin.